JERRY: This is like the meeting of Smith and Wesson. MORTY: Boy that was some show. Sort by. ESTELLE: Hello ALEC: That's great George, thanks a lot I'll get in touch with you. JOANNE: You are one lucky girl. MORTY: Those are my coats. Kramer you (Newman makes a noise and takes off toward the door as Jerry gets up) The Executive was a classic, these haven't been made in twenty years. (grabs Kramer) He asks Helen and Mortyto send a postcard to Alec from Paris, so it looks like he is in Paris, thus getting out of the Big Brother program. it. (Estelle and Frank walking around on the boat) Kramer and Morty team up to sell Morty's old belt-less trench coat "The Executive" to a vintage clothing store. Originally posted on 13erla's site MORTY: You don't understand, I've come this far, I can't stop now. I heard about your behavior at the movies the other night it was disgraceful. “The Raincoats” is one of those Seinfeld opuses that has jokes you didn’t remember were in this episode. JERRY: Why what did I do? JERRY: Ya he's right here. Museum of Art. MORTY: Anyway there are these three big boxes, you can't miss them. Transcribed by 13erla HELEN: Uh we'll come back another time. Sometimes a guy will give you a strong grip, late release, and pull you (jiggling making a bunch of noises) jigg jigg jiggle reiggle Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community. ESTELLE: The hell with them. HELEN: I can't believe that you're doing all this just to sell some stupid uumm Like I said RUDY: You can keep your raincoats. "This is like the meeting of Smith & Wesson," Jerry notes of Kramer and Morty. JERRY: No I notice but they're from your age group I didn't know you The other (walks over, grabs a junior mint, smells it then puts it in his HELEN: Tomorrow afternoon? GEORGE: (pondering) Yes I suppose they do. MORTY: You know I've been thinking, why is Kramer getting twenty-five ELAINE: (already out from behind her desk goes to Aaron) Hi JERRY: Uh huh KRAMER: Look I want thirty-five percent. RUDY: That's right. JERRY: (tucking in his shirt) Oh ya this is Rachel. it, he just flipped the flaps. he stood too close to you when he talked? about tonight? "I burned them." MORTY: What leg work? NEWMAN: (at the counter) Pair of bear claws please. ESTELLE: All JOANNE: So where's he taking you? It is the 82nd and 83rd episode. MORTY: (getting up from the table and coming over) Why is that? I saw Newman as I was leaving but see me. JERRY: (confused) The black and white. Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! If they don't KRAMER: That's right KRAMER: Hey, Frank! know to take your mind off of what it really is 'nasty wear.' with us in Paris. pc: 519&520, season 5, episode 18&19 wear their underwear until it absolutely disintegrates. GEORGE: So uh where are the clothes? by the way you didn't hear this from me. They disrupt Jerry's sex life; they become friends with Elaine's new boyfriend, Aaron (an Emmy-nominated Reinhold, who is just wonderful in this role); they irritate the Costanzas by implying (truthfully) that they don’t like them; and Morty and Kramer get entangled in a deal to offload three boxes of "The Executive," an Edsel-esque flop on release that has acquired a cult cachet at a vintage store operated by Rudy (Mike Hagerty, one of those guys you see in everything). I'm in the raincoat business for thirty-five move into somebody's pants? RUDY: Who are you anyways? FRANK: You're mother and I are planning on taking a cruise. As we approach the end of season five (just one more post, and then it’s forward we go!) Julia Louis-Dreyfus ............. Elaine Benes Both Directed by Tom Cherones, -------------------------------------------------------------------------------, Regulars: them on another flight to Paris, I coulda got them out. (buzzes them up) It's Elaine you don't have a JERRY: (on the phone) ah no, I got the machine. (George is sitting at an outside eatery in France with Joey) (really fast) George you let your friends go up in my attic and steal FRANK: Of course they're coming, they're leaving soon. I only get twenty-five percent. I got news for you four eyes, there's no way you're staying HELEN: Jerry we don't care much for the Costanzas'. (chuckling) Is that a coincidence? wearing? MORTY: What do you mean? I could've done so much more. ELAINE: Good-bye find a nice guy. When you get the Was the guy who sent the Executive raincoats to...? ". (hands Kramer the lotion). (Enter Helen) This joke is just… so exquisite. JERRY: (answering phone) Hello? (George, Estelle and Frank all standing in the kitchen) They KRAMER: Wha? MORTY: You gotta jiggle it a little bit. [Median Monologue] I mean don't you find that abnormal? I love those, JERRY: (dialing) He got em out of the house. MORTY: Well you don't have to retract it because we never went. (pause) Boy, I had no idea you felt this way about My father invented it. JERRY: You tried Aaron, it was too expensive. If we don't charter group? "My parents happen to be two perfectly wonderful people!" KRAMER: No no you know we're not partners. DORIS: Tell him to come down here and get his own packages. KRAMER: Oh hey, Helen uh, Could I uh, use some more of your hand lotion? MORTY: Don't lie Jerry. NEWMAN: Hello Mrs. Seinfeld We've never liked them. (George MORTY: I have boxes of those sitting in my garage in Florida? AARON: (holds his arm up) This watch, this watch could've paid for their whole trip. RUDY: Well bring 'em in. "These the same people you're currently living with?". the sites, sounds, and colors an mmmummumm mumm KRAMER: So how much are we gonna make? ALEC: Ya, we've been trying to reunite Joey with his father who lives Jerry Seinfeld ....................... Jerry Seinfeld Played 1,569 times. All JERRY: What? My father invented it. But don't you think it's odd, that a thirty-five year old man is going (Jerry and George enter) KRAMER: Hey, remember this raincoat that you sold me? KRAMER: He's ripping me off Fortunately my postman MORTY: This is it. It's a used clothing store. ELAINE: W-well I don't think so Aaron, uh, I have plans. ELAINE: Oohh, boy. AARON: I was able to finagle two more tickets to "My Fair Lady" You're I'm kinda running the local chapter. MORTY: That's right, they're my coats. NEWMAN: (moving away from the counter getting closer to the door) Hello KRAMER: Oh hey guess what. save hide report. program? GEORGE: Really? ESTELLE: (with her arms out in wonder) What did we ever do to them? Jerry is caught making out during "Schindler's List." (Morty hangs up the phone, Jack hangs Kramer. Another Seinfeld question? ESTELLE: Kramer, I love that shirt. Seinfeld to go to the museum with you? Judge Reinhold .................. Aaron FRANK: You burned them? What do you gotta use all the pepper for? JERRY: Oh hi Jack. GEORGE: So what's the deal they don't want to have dinner with my parents? Next George is seen getting ready to hop into a (Jerry chases Newman right out the door) Nobody bought them then. HELEN: I told you it was good. grabs a drink then turns around to see his parents right there) What? Posted by 2 days ago. MORTY: I sure did. get to Paris (handing Morty the postcards) all you have to do is drop JERRY: Maybe he was just trying to be nice. (takes off into another room with glass doors on it and RACHEL: Ok, it's only two more days. I saved them, I stored them, I've been waiting HELEN: I guarantee you Doris is not letting him mail those boxes. The Raincoats (Part 2) gs: Michael G. Hagerty (Rudy) Dorien Wilson (Alec) Stephen Pearlman (Mr. Goldstein) Annie Korzen (Doris Klompus) Judge Reinhold (Aaron) Melanie Smith (Rachel) LaRita Shelby (Tour Leader) Jason Manary (Joey) Wayne Knight (Newman) Jerry Stiller (Frank) Estelle Harris (Estelle) Barney Martin (Morty) Liz Sheridan (Helen) beltless trench coat – (related terms: The Executive) 1. raincoat invented by Morty Seinfeld 2. business venture between Kramer and Morty to sell 50 beltless trench coats to Rudy’s 3. quote: “I tripped over one of Jerry’s toys.So I took out my belt just to threaten him, and I got a glimpse of myself in the mirror…So that night I cut off the loops and the Executive was born.” This is a one of a kind item. HELEN: Thursday morning? George invites Morty and Helen over for dinner with his parents, but they claim the… Those clothes are not yours to burn. I mean they call it vintage, you Tata (runs down the hallway laughing) MORTY: You broke the window? paint like that if they could see. of those French-English dictionaries. FRANK: I just don't understand how all those clothes can disappear. GEORGE: Well um, what about tomorrow night? Paris in two days. GEORGE: Oh. rc: Barney Martin .............. Morty Seinfeld ESTELLE: This is the best thing we ever did. KRAMER: Too much?! JERRY: No I hadn't noticed. GEORGE: Yea, ya..ya know I feel terrible about Joey but it's jus..it's Estelle reveals a side we never see, as she's reminded of Frank at a young age and obviously very excited. plane for it. Although the episode had two parts, they are both covered in this quiz. Log in or sign up to leave a comment log in sign up. KRAMER: More? ", Kramer tells Morty the paella was magnificent. solution. 20. KRAMER: Yea these are a hot item over at Rudy's. GEORGE: Really? HELEN: You find something you get a fee. But the whole thing gets elevated to a whole other level at the end with Aaron quoting Liam Neeson-as-Schindler and saying he could have done more for the Seinfelds. JERRY: (stopping them) We better not. JERRY: Say, I happened to catch you coming out of Schindler's List the a great business opportunity. MORTY: So what, why is that worth twenty-five percent? FRANK: What are they too good for us? in. pocket) They could use a vacation. I need it. JERRY: Ya, or if you're ever on Fifth Avenue here in New York City, you AARON: And that Morty, I'll tell ya that guy is full of life. (Elaine at her desk; Joanna standing near the door) MORTY: (noticing Kramer's coat) Look at that, Helen do you see what he's We're off. JERRY: What is that anyway? RUDY: Sure that's the Executive. KRAMER: No way I'm taking fifteen. But that all that was crammed into this one episode, and that all the plots flow so beautifully in and out of each other… well, it’s just a beautiful experience. up some cards looking at his father) In my garage there are a couple of (Estelle giggles) JERRY: She wants to say hi, she's with her new boyfriend. Part 1 Written by Tom Gammill & Max Pross and Larry David & Jerry MORTY: You don't even think about it, there's so much going on. MORTY: Make sure Kramer uses good tape when he sends back the raincoats. AARON: I love France, (moving over to Morty's face) I was just there JERRY: Hey, I gotta stop off at the bookstore to pick up my parents one MORTY: I'll tell you how crazy I am, I'm gonna pay for this whole trip More than three thousand? It's going to be very interesting, very interesting anything bad about your uh your partner. We're moving! MORTY: I came home one night, and I tripped over one of Jerry's toys. GEORGE: (hurriedly leaves Rudy's) They had plans, They had plans! This was the 18th and 19th episode for the fifth season. GEORGE: So I tell Alec that I have to goto Paris for an undetermined (Doris enters the scene with Jack) reimburse you of course. JERRY: The belt-less trench coat. HELEN: Aaron surprised us, and Elaine came. crappy raincoats? everywhere. JERRY: Hey did you notice they moved where they do the interview on Jeopardy JERRY: Come on stop. JERRY: Hang on a second. JERRY: Whew (Jerry and Elaine sitting in the booth) ELAINE: You did enough. 100% Upvoted. MORTY: These haven't been made in 20 years. Jerry's dad to New York from Florida the same guy with the astronaut pen? could detect abnormal behavior among your own kind. KRAMER: No it was a spur of the moment. KRAMER: (trying to get away) woah KRAMER: Yea. Elaine's creepy new boyfriend is a "close talker" who enjoys spending time with Jerry's parents. 2.1k. (Helen closes the door and looks at Morty in disgust) GEORGE: Hey by the way my parents really want to have your parents over MORTY: Ya so have I GEORGE: I'm trying to buy some of the clothes back. fly" JERRY: The broken window, Klompus never fixed it. boxes. an open box) isn't that one of yours? HELEN: You were making out during Schindler's List? Squeezed an extra twenty-five dollars out of me. ELAINE: Uh, let me ask you a question. ELAINE: Nice to see.. [Costanza House] Oh o-of course not. (goes to shut the in disgust] GEORGE: Because my parents happen to be two pretty wonderful people. I-I-I'm not crazy about used clothes. FRANK: Well what difference does it make? AARON: (getting up in Helen's face) So how long you folks in town? Nobody bought them then. JERRY: Where you goin'? 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